2,000 BUMPER STICKERS
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
A car is stolen every 6 minutes, please take mine
A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking
A day without sunshine is like...night
A Democrat and your taxes are both soon wasted
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
A feather is kinky; the whole chicken is perverted
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
A fool and his money are soon partying
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP is no substitute for A STRONG CUP OF COFFEE
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A woman is like a piano - if she's not upright she's grand
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
A woman's place is in the mall
Abolish Racism
Abolish Southern California
Abortion stops a beating heart
Accidents cause people
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist
Accountants do it with interest
Action=Life; Silence=Death
Against abortion? Don't have one
Against abortion? Get a Vasectomy
AIDS cures liberalism
AIDS...Drugs...Abortion...Don't liberals just kill you?
Ain�t Skeered
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner
Alien on board
All generalizations are false, including this one
All men are created equal - Poor things
All men are idiots, and I married their King
All this beer drinking will be the urination of me
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
All Women are Goddesses
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Am Bi-Sexual - If I Can't Get It, I Buy It
Amarillo Loves Oprah
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
America - Land Of Opportunists
American By Birth, Southern By The Grace Of God
American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species
Amish time traveler on board
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth
And this little piggy stayed home. He's agoraphobic
Angels believe in me!
ANGELS EXIST
Angels wing it!
Animal testing is unfair - they get all nervous and write the wrong answer
ANKH IF YOU'RE A MUMMY!
Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy
Annoy the Media: Re-elect Bush
Another Man Against Violence Against Women
Another Woman In Charge
Answer My Prayers - Steal This Car
Anticipate miracles
Anti-social diseases are a sore point
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Apartheid is a pigment of the imagination
Appendictomy, Tonsilectomy, Slipadicktomy
Armed Men are Citizens. Unarmed Men are Subjects
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!
As if�
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools!
Ask First Before Hunting or Fishing On Private Land
Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
Ask Me About Satanism
ASK YOUR ANGELS
Assassins do it from behind
Assassins Inc., we aim to please
Astronomy is looking up
At one time most girls in Utah married Young
At warp 9 they all look green to me!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Attitudes Are The Real Disability
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Avoid The Rush - Hate Texas Early
Ax me about Ebonics
Ay Carumba
Baby I'm bored
Baby on board
Back off, I'm a goddess
Bad cop! No donut
Bad To The Bone
Balance the budget - Tax religion
Ballroom dancers do it quick-quick slow-slow
Ban Abortions - Eat Your Young Instead
Ban Mining: Let the Bastards Freeze in the Dark
Banish the doubt
Barely Born the First Time
Bartenders do it on the rocks
Baseball Fans On Strike
Be a hero, save a whale. Save a baby, go to jail.
Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child
Be Alert; The World Needs More Lerts
Be Green
Be Here Now
Be Kind To Animals - Don't Eat Them
Be kind to animals - Hug a hockey player
Be natural Go naked
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
Be Patient God Isn't Finished With Me Yet
Beam me up Scotty, there are no virgins left
Beam Me Up Scotty: There's No Intelligent Life Here
Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
Been There, Done That
Beep beep yurass!
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore
Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself
Being an a**hole is part of my charm
Bend Over - Hillary's Healthcare's Coming
Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All
Better active now than radioactive later
Better gay than grumpy
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot
Beware my grand slam
Beware of Greeks wearing Lifts - Bush/Quayle 88
BIG BIRD should kick BARNEY'S ass!
Bill and Al's Big Adventure
Bill Clinton - two new faces for Mt. Rushmore
Bill, Do You Feel THEIR Pain? Abortion Hurts Babies, Women & Families
Bill's In Trouble Call Hillary
BINGO is my Name-O
BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Horny
Bite Me
Black holes are where God divided by zero
Black Holes Suck
Blonde Borgs have exactly the same fun
Blondes May Have More Fun, But Brunettes Get The Job Done
Blood Sun Earth
Blow up your TV
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people
Boost The Stockmarket - Fire Someone
Boozness as usual
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this bumper sticker
Born Again Pagan
BORN AGAIN SKEPTIC
Born Again Virgin
Born Free..Taxed to Death
Born OK the first time
Borrow a child's imagination and...
Bosses are like diapers, they are always on your ass and usually full of sh**
BOULDER: AMERICA'S REALITY OPTIONAL COMMUNITY
Boycott Homophobia
Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!
Boycott Wal-mart
Brain off duty after 6 p.m
Brat in trunk
Buddy should have Clinton neutered!
Budget: A method for going broke methodically
Built for comfort, not speed
Bumper sticker!
Bumper stickers suck!
Bury Switzer
Business is great; People are terrific; Life is wonderful
BUY AMERICAN OUR JOBS DEPEND ON IT
Buy American while there is still time
By the way, I faked all those orgasms
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the husband in the back yard
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it
Careful, I'm Not Wearing Clean Underwear!
Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man and communism is the reverse
Car will explode upon impact
Carpe diem
Carp diem - Fish of the day
Carpenters do it tongue in groove
Carpenters hammer it home
Carpenters know all the angles
Carpenters make better studs
Cars aren't the only thing that get recalled by the maker
Cats Flattened While You Watch
CATS: The other white meat
Caution Driver Has PMS
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION - Driver Singing
Caution, I am naked under my clothes
CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical
Caution: Driver Applying Make-Up
Celebrate Ability
Celebrate Diversity
Celebrate life
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Change The World
Change your ways or GOD Will Change your Location
Chariot of fire
Chartered alcoholic
Chaste makes waste
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Chess players mate better
Children are people, too
Choose Life - Your Mom Did
Choosy mothers choose life
Christian American
Christians aren't perfect -- just forgiven
Christians. Can't live with 'em. Can't feed 'em to the lions anymore
Christians do it with grace
Cigar smokers appreciate a great butt
Civil servants do it in triplicate
Clean & Crazy
Clean & Serene
Clean & Sober
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
Click and Clack for President 1996 / Unencumbered by the thought process
Climbing: It Rips The Screams Right Out Of Your Throat
Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks
Clinton For Change
Clinton Happens
Clinton Sucks
Clinton Tax Plan - Send it All in. Now!
Clinton/Gore Gone in four
Clintonophobia - Only Idiots Are Immune
Clones are people two
CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES
Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you make too much money
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
Columbus Did Not Discover The New World, He Invaded It
Come any closer and I'll use my magnet
Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are
Come to church this Sunday and avoid the Christmas rush
Commie Bore
Common sense isn't
Compost Happens
Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers
Conflict - The Ungovernable Force
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
Congress Happens
Congress is Israeli occupied territory
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
Conserve water - dilute it
Conserve Water; Shower with a friend
Copulate, don't populate
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Courtesy Is Contagious
Cover me. I'm changing lanes
Cows Not Condos
Crash in Roswell Tonight
Create A Miracle
Creative People Must Be Stopped
Crew Team - 8 Big Men and Their Tiny Cox
Crime does not pay...as well as politics
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...God do I love Congress
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
Cry for the animals at Disney's Animal Kingdom
Cure AIDS
Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-life Crisis
Custer Had It Coming
CUT THEIR PAY AND SEND THEM HOME
Cyberspace scared me so much I downloaded in my pants
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing
Dain bramaged
Dance with reckless abandon
Dan Quayle Was Right
Danger Will Robinson ... My arms are flailing!
DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Damn I'm Good
DAMN PUNK
DARE to keep cops off donuts
DARE to keep kids off drugs
DARE to keep the CIA off drugs
Dare To Speak The Truth To Power
DARE to think for yourself
Darwin Saves
Dead heads don't fall down, they just keep on tripping!
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired
Defecation eventuates
Defend Reproductive Freedom
Defend The Earth
Defend The Last Stand - America's Ancient Forest
Deforestation - The Doorway To Hell
Defunding Education Is Defeating The Future
Department of Redundancy Department
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular
Destined for Greatness...but pacing myself
DIE TAILGATER SKUM
Die Yuppie Scum
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'....till you can find a rock
Disarm Rapists
Disco Rules!
Discourage Inbreeding, Ban Country Music!
Divers do it deeper!
Divers not only do it deeper, they don't mind GOING DOWN
Diversity is our strength
Do AZ. I do
Do It Sober
Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you!
Do You Trust Your Government?
Do you want to talk to the boss or the one who knows what's going on?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dogs are for life, not just for Christmas
Doing my part to piss off the religious right
DOLE for PINEAPPLE
Dole Is Just Bananas
DOLE WON'T LIVE 4 YEARS!
Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence
Donald Duck isn't all he's quacked up to be
Don't argue with your wife - dicker!
Don't be so open-minded, your brain's falling out
Don't be sexist - broads hate that
Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that
Don't blame me I didn't vote for Hillary
Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All
Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus
Don't Blame Me: I Voted For Bush
Don't blame me. I didn't vote for the dope from Hope
DON'T BUY NIKE, stop sweatshops
Don't Californicate Colorado
Don't Criticize Ag With Your Mouth Full
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink
Don't drive too close - this car's in heat!
Don't Drive Under The Influence
Don't Drive Unless You're Sober Please
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
Don't get too close, this car has gas
Don't Have a Cow, Man
Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
Don't knock inflation - your tires wouldn't be the same without it!
Don't laugh
Don't laugh - your daughter may be in here
Don't laugh This is my other car
Don't laugh, it's paid for
Don't Laugh, It's Stolen
Don't Legislate Hate - Fight The Right
Don't Let Hillary Pick Your Pockets Or your Doctor
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education
Don't let your mind wander, its not big enough to be left alone
Don't Like Guns? DON'T BUY ONE!
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you
Don�t mess with Texas
Don't Nuke Our Food, Stop Food Irradiation
Don't panic
Don't Piss me Off - i'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Don't play with your food after you've eaten it
Don't Postpone Joy
Don't Punish a Mother for Believing Her Child
Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour
Don't steal. The government hates competition
Don't Tailgate
Don't take life too seriously - you won't get out alive
Don't tell my mother I work in the oilfield! She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Don't WANNA think!
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
Don't Waste Our Future, Recycle
Don't worry - if its not a baby then you're not pregnant
Doo-Doo Occurs
Drag queens have more fun!
Drink 'til she's cute but stop before the wedding
Drive & Pollute
Drive like hell - you'll get there
Drive Smart Drive Sober
Driver carries no cash; he's married
Drop the Rock
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
Easy Does It
Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong
Eat Bertha's Mussels
Eat my Shorts
EAT, SLEEP AND GO FISHING
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Editing is a rewording activity
Education Prevents Prisons
Efficiency is only intelligent laziness
812 Many
Elect McGovern '72
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself
Elvis lives - and they buried the poor guy!
Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress
Encourage Your Hopes Not Your Fears
End Hemp Prohibition
End Racism
End World Hunger - Can't Feed 'em? Don't Breed 'em!
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal
Enlighten a Liberal - Shine a Flashlight Under his Rock
Enough with the bumper stickers already!
Enough With The Ribbons Already!
Engineers do it with precision
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Environmentalists Welcome. We haven't had a good hanging since '54.
Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights
Equal Rights for Unborn Women
Equality is a myth -- women are better
ERASE HATE
Escape To Wisconsin
Escape Wisconsin
Eschew obfuscation
Eternity...smoking or non-smoking?
Evangelists do more than lay people
Eve was framed
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
Every Mother Is A Working Mother
Every time you pray God sends angels running
Everyday Is Earth Day
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is on a spiritual path, most people don't know it
Everyone Makes A Difference
Everything you know is wrong
Evolved-again Secular Humanist
Ex-Boyfriend in Trunk
Ex-Girlfriend in Trunk
Expect nothing and everything will be a surprise!
Exxon Suxx
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
F.U.
Faith can move mountains--she's a big girl
Familiarity breeds children
Families that pray together stay together - thank God my mother-in-law is Atheist
Farfrompuken
Farfromsober
Faster than a speeding ticket!
Fear No Art
Fear Socialism
Feel superior - become a nun
Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon
Feminism is the Radical Notion That Women Are People
Feminism Spoken Here
Ferengi Happen
Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs
Fight AIDS Not People With AIDS
Fight air pollution. Get a horse
Fight crime, shoot back
Fight Prime Time, Read A Book
Fight Racism
Fight road rage, Slower traffic keep right
Fight The Population Explosion...Use Your Head
Firemen do it with a big hose
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet!
Fireworks Make People Happy
First Hillary, then Gennifer, Now Us
First rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast
Flag Worship is Idolatry.
Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe
Flunked Sex Education. Tutor Wanted
Flush Rush
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist
Focus On Your Own Damn Family
Fog happens
Follow Jesus, and spend eternity in the non-smoking section
Follow Your Bliss
For a small town this one sure has a lot of a**holes
Forget About The Mountains, Head For The Busch
Forget about World Peace. . . Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy
Forget world peace; learn to drive!
49% bitch 51% sweetheart. Don't push it
1492-1992: 500 Years of Tourism
Foxy Lady
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Want a Dam
Free Colonel Mustard
Free Leonard Peltier
FREE O.J. (with purchase of happy meal)
Free The Bound Periodicals!
Free Tibet
Free Willie in '96
Free Your Mind Of Sexism
Freedom Means Choice
Freedom OF religion, not FROM religion
FREEDOM'S JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
Freedom's Precious Metals - Gold, Silver & Lead
Freudian slip: when you say one thing but mean your mother
Friends don't let friends drive Chevies
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
Friends don't let friends drive Fords
Friends don't let friends drive naked
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot
Fudgies go home
F*** CENSORSHIP
Fukengruven
Fulfill The Dream
Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind
Fur is Dead
Fur is Murder� to Clean
Fur is warm
Gas, Grass or Ass - nobody rides for free
Geez if you love Honkus
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
Generic Christian
Genitals prefer blondes
GET A HAIRCUT!
Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on
Get off my ass, I�m looking for a garage sale
Get off my tail or I'll flick my booger on you!
Get Over It
Get Revenge--Live Long Enough To Be A Burden To Your Children
GET SADDAM OUT OF IRAQ
Get the abbey habit - sleep with a monk
Get US out of the UN
Get you own damn bumper sticker!
Get your fingers out of my hair, I know what I'm doing
Get�em down safely with air traffic control
Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it
Give Blood - Play Rugby
Give Earth a brake - stop overpopulation
Give Earth A Chance
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
GIVE PIZZA CHANTS
Glider pilots do it quietly
GO COWBOYS!...and take the Mavericks with you
Go ahead and hit me - I need the money
Go, Lemmings, Go!
Go Organic - Pesticides Don't Know When To Stop Killing
Go Solar
Go to church this Sunday and start the week off right
Go Vegetarian
God allows U-turns
God Bless cat lovers
God Created a Beautiful World - Don't Make It Ugly
God Created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
God Created Man - Sam Colt Make Him Equal
God heals and the doctor takes the fee
God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
God is alive, He just doesn't want to get involved
God Is Coming And Is She Pissed
God is my co-pilot
God is too big to fit in one religion
God Loves You
God must love stupid people, he made so many
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
God, protect me from your followers
God Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It
Goddess bless
Going with women is O.K., but it isn't the real thing
Golf is just 'flog' spelled backward
Gone Crazy, be back later
GOOD LIFE, GOOD DEATH
Good Planets Are Hard To Find
Good Sh** Happens
Good Things Happen
Goofy and Mickey will burn in Hell for sharing an insurance policy
got beer?
got surf?
Gotta love me!
Gravity. Not just a good idea; it's the law
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
Grow your own dope. Plant a man
GUCK FORE
Gun control means using both hands
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds
Gun Owners Do It With More Bang!
Guns don't die - people do
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
Guns don't kill people. I do
Guns don't kill people OJ kills people
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do
Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!
Guns Save Lives
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt
Hands Off
Hang up and drive
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
Happiness IS an Inside Job
Happiness is being Irish
Happiness Is Being Single
Happiness is Coming
Happiness is seeing your boss' face on the back of a milk carton
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton
Happiness is seeing Clinton's face on the back of a milk carton
Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse
Happy happy joy joy
Hard work has a future payoff...Laziness pays off NOW!
Harness the power of STUPIDITY!
Hasta la vista, Baby!
Hate free zone
Hate Is Not a Family Value
Have a Day
HAVE A NICE DAY
Have the courage to live your dreams
Have You Been Limbaughtomized?
Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?
Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR HORSE TODAY?
Have You Hugged Your Kid Today?
Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?
He who dies with the most toys wins
He who hesitates ... must be stoned!
He who laughs last thinks slowest
He who laughs Lasts
He's dead, Jim. You take his tricorder and I'll get his wallet
Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
Heaven is my destination
Heaven is within us
Heil Hillary
Heisenberg may have slept here!
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS
Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply
Help your local police--Beat yourself up
Help! The paranoids are after me!
Hemp Can Save the World
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
Hey, I'M Irish all year long!
HEY NEWT--CALL YOUR PROCTOLOGIST -- THEY FOUND YOUR HEAD
Hey Rush! Bend over fat boy
HI KEEBA
High Performance Woman - Zero to Bitch in Two Seconds
Higher Powered
HIKE TIL YOU PEAK
Hippie Chicks Rule
Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!
Hit Bongs Not People
hoket on foniks werked fur me
Hold the Liberals liable
Homemaker And Proud Of It
Homeopathy Heals Harmlessly
Homophobia Is A Social Disease
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Honk if I'm Polish
Honk if you are just a honker
Honk If You Like Wetlands
Honk if you love cheeses
Honk if you love Jesus
Honk If you love me
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Honk if you love traffic
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
Honk if you're horny
Honk if you're illiterate
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
Honk if you've slept with Clinton
Honk if you've slept with Commander Riker!
Honk If You Are Codependent
Honor Mother Earth
Honor Treaty Rights
Horn broke - watch for finger
Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege
How can God Bless America when we kicked HIM out of our Schools?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
How Dense Can We Get?
How do you steam clams? Make fun of their religion.
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost
How Sad - Kids run wild & dogs go to Obedience School
How�s my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SH**
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-PHOTONS
Hug Your Kids at Home and Belt Them in the Car (seatbelt, that is)
Hugs Not Drugs
Hugs not Jugs
Humans Aren't The Only Species On Earth - We Just Act Like It
Humor - Never leave home without it
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
Hungry and out of work? Eat an environmentalist
Husband and dog missing, reward for dog!
Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor.
I accelerate for attorneys
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am in love with me
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife!
I am lost but I am making record time
I am not a housewife, I am a domestic engineer
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not
I am not unemployed, I am a consultant
I am perfectly sane, and so am I
I am so good that during sex I call my own name
I am sweet and lovable at all times
I baked the Pillsbury doughboy!
I believe Linda Tripp
I believe Paula
I Believe Rush Limbaugh...2+2=5
I Brake for Animals
I brake for bingo
I brake for Elvis
I brake for garage sales
I brake for hallucinations
I Brake for Holograms
I Brake for Lunch
I brake for no apparent reason
I brake for nobody
I Brake for Tailgaters!
I Brake for Unicorns
I brake for whales
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
I can handle pain until it hurts
I can resist everything except temptation
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
I can't go to work today - the voices said "stay home and clean the guns"
I Cayman went
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
I didn't hit it; it hit me!
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me
I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To Do
I Don't Believe the Liberal Media
I don't care if I'm apathetic
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
I don't care, I don't have to
I Don't Eat Anything With A Face
I don't have a license to kill - I have a learner's permit
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ
I Don't Know, And I Don't *Wanna'* Know!
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily
I Don't Love Clinton
I don't need a co-pilot
I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from stress...I'm a carrier
I drink to make other people interesting
I drive Route 29 - Pray for me
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I eat my roadkill
I eat tofu and I vote
I embarrass my offspring
I failed attitude in school
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I fight poverty - I work
I fish! Therefore, I lie
I found it
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. Worst 15 minutes of my life
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
I go from zero to horny in six beers
I got a gun for my wife...best trade I ever made
I got laid by a mason
I got leid in Hawaii
I had sex with Clinton, too!
I Have PMS And I Have A Gun!
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...I don't like to interrupt her
I hit people who brake for animals
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I is a college graduate
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back
I just want to be a non-conformist like everybody else
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
I killed Kenny
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself
I know the future... God wins!
I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles
I look better on a woman!
I Love Animals . . . They're Delicious
I Love Assault Weapons
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
I love Daddy's Money
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
I Love Explosives!
I Love Gridlock
I love my country but I fear my government
I love my Tribble!
I love Unicorns
I Make Sh** Happen
I may be drunk, but in the morning, I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you
I may make mistakes but being wrong isn't one of them!
I miss my ex-husband....but my aim is getting better!
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I Never Signed a Contract On America
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go
I own Hell - my wife gave it to me this morning
I remember when motorcycles were dangerous and sex was safe!
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
I SHALL RETURN...Well, I might
I slow for radar guns
I snatch kisses (and vice versa)
I souport publik edekasion
I speed up for animals
I spent my tax cut on a bumper sticker
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
I (state your name) promise not to tailgate again
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
I still miss my wife But my aim is improving
I Suffer From C.M.S. - Can't Rembember Sh**
I Support Breast Cancer Research
I survived Roe v. Wade
I Swerve And Hit People At Random
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
I think you left the stove on
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it
I Think, Therefore I Don't Listen To Rush Limbaugh
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
I traded my wife for this car.... SUCH A DEAL!
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
I USED TO HAVE MONEY....NOW I HAVE HORSES
I used to live for sex Now I'd die for some
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead
I VOTE PRO-CHOICE
I VOTE PRO-LIFE
I voted for Elvis
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
I was a Democrat. Then I got a job
I was on the Grassy Knoll
I will kick your ass if I have to!
I wish I was Barbie...that bitch has everything!
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
I'd be a bitch if I was nicer
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd kill Flipper for a tuna fish sandwich
I'd rather be dancing
I'd Rather Be Driving A Golf Ball
I'd Rather be Driving my Tank
I'd rather be flying
I'd Rather Be Naked
I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct
I'd rather be skiing
I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism
I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey!
I'd rather be telecommuting
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy
IF -- A two letter word for futility
If all else fails - Lower your Standards
If all else fails, throw up
If a**holes could fly, you'd be a JET
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If at first you don't succeed - cheat
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Christ is the answer, what's the question?
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
If Evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If girls are made of sugar and spice, how come they smell like tuna fish?
If God exists -- that�s his problem
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally
If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms
If I Were In An F-16, I'd Be Home By Now
If I'd Of Known Grandchildren Were This Much Fun, I'd Of Had Them First
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
If It Can't Be Grown, It Has To Be Mined
If it feels good - do it
If it swells, ride it!
If It Works Don't Fix It
If it's too loud, you're too old
If Jesus was a Jew how come he has a Puerto Rican name?
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
If money could talk, it would say goodbye
If people lead, leaders will follow
If Progress Means To Move Forward, What Does Congress Mean?
If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong!
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If the people will lead, the leaders will follow
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If They Can Put a Man on the Moon, Why Can't They Put Them All There!
If They're So Safe, Test Them In Paris!
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me
If this van�s rockin�, don't come knocking
If war is optional, it's murder
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If we can send a man to the moon, why can't we send Newt?
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this - you're too damn close!
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you can read this, you cannot be a New York City Cab Driver!
If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bulls**t
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly
If you can't say something nice, say something surreal
If You Can't Trust Me With a Choice, How Can You Trust Me With a Child?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
If you do things in the same old way, you'll be the same old broke
If you don't like the news, go out and make some
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
If you don't like the way I drive, you should see me putt
If you drink like a fish, swim, don't drive
If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter attack
If you get any closer - introduce yourself!
If you have wet dreams take an umbrella to bed with you
If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored
If You Liked Hanoi Jane, You'll Love Moscow Willie
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
If you love Buddah, clap one hand
If You Love Jesus, Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it
If you make it idiot proof, someone will just come along and make a better idiot
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi
If you smoke after having sex, you're doing it WAY too fast...
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast
If You Think Health Care Is Expensive Now, Wait Till It's Free
If you think "Our Father In Heaven" is angry, wait 'till mom finds out!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't
If you think this truck is dirty, try a night with the driver
If you voted for change, better start counting it
If you voted for Clinton YOU must have inhaled
If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran
If you want a stable relationship, get a horse
If you want rainbows, chase storms
If you want to g-e-t you've got to a-s-k
If you want to go to heaven, turn right and go straight
If you were driving an F-14 you'd be home by now
If you�re close enough to read this than BACK OFF!
If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass
If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention
If you're rich, I'm single
IF: A two-letter word for futility
Ignore the media -- Think for Yourself
I'LL DO ANYTHING ONCE (Twice If I Like It)
I'm a bitch because men like you made me one
I'm a blonde, what's your excuse?
I'm A Friend of Bill W.
I'm A Miracle
I'm a virgin
I'm already married, but thanks for the proposal
I'm an imbecile and I vote
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you later?
I'm dirty, and proud of it!
I'm dyslexic, so's my husband, together we do 96
I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You
I'm going nuckin futs
I'M HUGE
I�m in no shape to exercise
I'm just driving this way to piss you off
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing
I'm not a dirty old man - I�m a sexy senior citizen
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. It's because I hate
I'm not as dumb as you look
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
I'm not broke, just badly bent
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I'm not deaf - I'm ignoring you
I'm not from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am
I'm OK. You're So-So
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I'm pro-accordian and I vote
I'm Pro-Choice and I Pray
I'm Pro Choice and I Vote
I'm Pro Life and I Vote
I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat
I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt - fish - trap - wear fur
I'm ready for sex of one kind and half dozen of the other
I'm Shy
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out
I'm spending my kids' inheritance
I'm Straight But Not Narrow
I'm surrounded by idiots
I'm the Christian the devil warned you about!
I'm the guy your mother warned you about
I'm up and dressed. What more do you want?
Imagine No Handguns
Impeach Hillary
Impeach the president....and her husband too!
Improve Your Image - Be Seen With Me
In case of rapture - Can I have your car?
In case of rapture, this car will be UNMANNED!
In GARLIC we trust
In God we trust; all others pay cash
In Goddess we trust
In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang
In search of the eternal buzz
In the stronghold of women I plan an uprising.
Incest - a game the whole family can play
Inhale to the chief
Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your children
Insured by the Mafia You hit me - WE hit you
Intel: Where Quality Is Job 0.999999999
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson
Invest In America...Buy A Congressman
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got
Is a tramp without legs a low down bum.
Is there intelligent life on earth ? Yes, but I�m only visiting!
Is there life before coffee?
Is there life before death?
Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God or the Bible" George Washington
IT TAKES A VILLAGE....to find my car keys
IT TAKES A VILLAGE....to raise an idiot
It takes leather balls to play rugby
It was a mixed marriage; I'm Jewish, he's a Klingon..
It's a Child, not a choice
It's A Good Day to Pow Wow
It's A Small Planet, Recycle
It's bad luck to be superstitious
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
It's difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
It�s maintenance free. You can�t fix it
It's Never OK To Hit A Child
It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood
It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine
It's not a hot flash, it's a power surge
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere
It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm
It's not justice, it's just court
It's not pretty being easy
It's not whether you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers
It's OK not to Drink
It's OK to Pray
It's only a game until you lose
It's Only Kinky The First Time
It's spending, stupid!
It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head
It�s Your Zipper, Stupid!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead
Jack and Jill did it for insurance
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Jail to the Chief
Japanese Cadillac
Jaywalkers: Step Out And Meet Jesus
Jesus - Protect me from your followers
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
Jesus is coming... look busy
Jesus is Coming; I have him in the trunk!
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus Lives
Jesus lives - Does this mean we don't get an Easter Holiday again?
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a**hole
Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning
Jesus paid for our sins...now let's get our money's worth
Jesus Saves
JESUS SAVES....Gretzky gets the rebound, HE SCORES!
Jesus Saves...String
Jesus The Way The Truth The Life
Jesus Was A Liberal
Jobs With Justice
Join the Army and kill interesting people
Join the Marines -- intervene in the country of your choice
JOIN US!
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
Just do it
Just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Just say No
Just Say No To One Word Solutions
Just Say No To Pesticides - Buy Organically Grown Food
Just Say No To Ritalin
Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers
Just say Thanks
Just say Yes
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats
Just When You Thought Life's a Bitch, It Has Puppies
Keep Abortion Legal & Safe
Keep Coming Back
Keep Grandma Off The Streets .... Support Bingo
Keep honkin' I'm loadin' my gun!!
Keep Hope Alive
Keep Coming Back
Keep It Simple
Keep It Simple Stupid
Keep Montana Poodle-Free
Keep our privates straight
Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You
Keep your eyes off my independent suspension
Keep your faith in God, but keep your gun loaded
Keep Your Laws Off My Body
Kennedy for Lifeguard
Kevorkian for Surgeon General
Kids need encouragement everyday
Kids Need Praise Every Day
Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't mug grandmothers
Kill It & Grill It
Kill them all...Let God sort them out
Kill Your Television
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the entire chicken
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic
Kiss The Crack Below My Back
Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray
La vida es corta. No corras. (Life is short. Don't run.)
Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society
Land Rights for Gay Whales
Last in the talent show, but first in the swimsuit competition
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
Laugh at your problems, everyone else does
Laughing stock: cattle with a good sense of humor
Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces
Lawyers do it in their briefs
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way
Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
Leave no turn unstoned
Leave O.J. Alone!
Legalize Freedom
Legitimize Bastardy!
Let an Electrician Remove Your Shorts
Let the Spotted Owl Pay Your Taxes
Let Go & Let God
Let Go Of My Ears.......I Know What I'm Doing!
Let me tell you about my bowel movements
Let me tell you about my grandchildren
Let's be Friends
Let's Cure AIDS
Let's do it
Let's Get Out of Lebanon
LET'S KEEP PBS AND PRIVATIZE PRESSLER
Let's you and him fight
Lick my chimp!
Life is a buffet...so eat me!
Life is a series of rude awakenings
Life is like a box of melted chocolates
Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet seat - eventually you get pissed off
Life is sexually transmitted
LIFE, The Choice of the NEXT GENERATION!
Life's a beach, and then you drown
Life's a bitch, then you die
Life's a bitch, then you marry one
Life's a witch and then you fly
Life's too short to dance with ugly men
Life's too short to dance with ugly women
Lighten Up
Listen To Women - For A Change
Little Red Riding Hood Is A Russian Contraceptive
Live Aloha
Live and Let Live
Live before you die
Live Better, Work Union
Live long enough to become a burden to your kids
Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live
Live So The Preacher Won't Have To Lie At Your Funeral
Lobotomies For Liberals - It's Natural
Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the Law
Localize Government
Look out! Behind you!
Look! This sticker says F*** on it!
Lord save me from your followers
Lord, if I can't be skinny please let my friends be fat
Lose a few, lose a few
Loss Vegas
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Love Animals Don't Eat Them
Love is all it takes to make a family
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener
Love is three minutes of squelching noises
Love Makes A Family
Love makes the world go round
LOVE SEES ALL COLOR
Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure AIDS
Love thy neighbor -- regularly
Love Your Mother
Lubricated ball joints
Lutheran Schools Share Christ
MADD Mothers Against Deceitful Democrats
MADD Mothers Against Drunk Drivers
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
Mafia Staff Car - Keepa You Hands Off!
Magic Happens
MAINE Stickah f' the bumpah
Make a wish and let the universe handle the details
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Make love not war - it's cheaper
Make love not war... or get married and do both
Make Me Late for Work
Make Polluters Pay
Make your wife angry during sex: call her up
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh*tty time
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night
Manatees bend props
Manure Happens
Marriage can damage your health!
Marriage is grand, divorce is $20 Grand!
Marriage: the chief cause of divorce
Master Baiter
Masturbation is a waste of f***ing time
Masturbation is great -- and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence
May All Be Fed, End World Hunger
May make mistakes but being wrong isn't one of them
May the Porsche be with you
McBorgers: Over 50 trillion assimilated
ME FOR PRESIDENT '96
Mean & Clean
Mean people kick ass
Mean people suck. Nice people swallow!
Meat Is Dead
Meat is Murder
Meat Makes Me Sick
Media Are Only As Liberal As The Conservative Businesses That Own Them
Memo to dogs - the world is full of trees
Men Are Not Pigs - Pigs Are Wonderful
Men Can Stop Rape
Men May Control the World, But Can They Fake Orgasms?
Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open
Mini skirts are touching bottom
Miracles do not happen
Miracles happen
Misery is optional
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires
MizzouRAH!
Mom's taxi
Money and Materialism
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
Monkey pants!
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
Montana - the last best place (to hide)
More God, Less Government
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
More Jobs? What About Less People?
More than three shakes is masturbation
Most People Suck
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming
Mother-in-law in trunk
Mothering - a proud profession
MOVIE SIGN!
Mr. Cactus is a prick
Mulder and Scully in '96. The truth is out there!
Murder Is Not Pro-life
Murphy was an optimist
Mute Newt
My best friend is a social worker
My body is a temple. Come over for midnight mass
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
My car is called flattery.... it gets me nowhere
My child has perfect attendance at State Prison
My child is an honor student at (name of school)
My child was inmate of the month at county jail
My God is alive, sorry about yours
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
My inner child is a mean little f***er
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
My kid and my money go to (name of university)
My Kid Beat The Crap Out Of Your Honor Student
My kid done gradeated 8th grade!
My kid got your honor student pregnant
My kid had sex with your honor student
My kid was inmate of the month at county jail
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
My Other Car Has a Radio
My Other Car is a Bicycle
My Other Car is a Broom
My other car is a cloud!
My Other Car is a Horse
My other car is a Rolls Royce
My other car is a Zamboni
My other car is also a piece of sh**
My other car is at the IRS!
My other car is up my nose
My Other Car Was Impounded By The D.E.A
My other toy has tits
My other wife is beautiful
My Parents Think I'm in College
My reality check just bounced
My take home pay doesn't even take me home
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's leaving. I'm sure gonna miss her
My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never
National Health Care Now
Naturally blonde. Please speak slowly
Nature always bats last
NATURE HAPPENS
Nature Is Not A Religion
NAVY DIVER : At 190 Feet, No one can hear you SCREAM
Neighbors' cats make good hats
Never Another Battered Woman
Never change diapers in mid-stream
Never Drive FASTER Than Your Angels Can Fly
Never eat anything bigger than your head
Never eat more than you can lift
Never Ever Trust a Draft Dodger
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never put off til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
Never Shake A Baby
Never take away hope. It's all that some people have
Never take life seriously - nobody gets out alive anyway
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
New World Order Same Old Lies
Newt Happens
Newt says he's revolting...Who am I to argue?
Newt Took Out A Contract On America
Newter Gingrich
Nice Girls Need it Too
Nixon Has A Staff Infection
Nixon in '88 -- Tanned, Rested, and Ready
Nixon in '96 -- They Said He Was Dead Before
No Fear
No Grey Poupon In Vehicle
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
No Jesus, No peace, Know Jesus, Know peace.
No Justice/No Peace
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are
No money in this vehicle, Driver is married
No More Blood For Oil
No Newts is Good Newts
No Nukes
No Offshore Drilling
No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed
No Pain No Gain
No Radio - Already Stolen
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
No Tan Lines
No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs
Nobody empties a tomb like Jesus
Nobody For President
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Nonconformists are all alike
None For The Road
Not All Men are Fools. Some are Bachelors
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Not Insane
Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bad check
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool
Nothing is illegal until you get caught
Now Entering a Clinton-Free Zone
Now entering Utah. Please set your clocks back 20 years
Nuclear Free Zone
Nuclear Waste Is Our Gift To The Future
Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Christ
Nuke the Whales!
Nurses do it with patience
O.J. - Guilty!
Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherf***er
Odo's Gym: Get In Shape, Any Shape
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Official Federation Transport Vehicle
OH, BITE ME, IT'S FUN
Oh, Evolve!
Oh, So That Explains The Difference In Our Salaries
Oink if you love Rush
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Old age is better than the alternative
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Once Is Not Enough. Recycle!
One Day at a Time
186,000 miles per second-it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
One nuclear family can ruin your whole life
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day
One Planet One Future
One Term Or Less
Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Only half the patients that enter an abortion clinic come out alive
Only Michael Jackson is more manly
Only the weak don't eat
Onward through the fog!
Open your mind
Organists pull out all the stops doing it
Organize
Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Out of My Uterus
Out of Nicaragua
Outside of Society
Overnight success usually takes about 15 years
Overpopulation... too much of a good thing
Oyster catchers do it with mussel power
Pagan Missionary
Pain Is Optional
Paper From Paper - Not From Trees
Pardon my driving. I'm reloading
Parents of University Student. Don't honk, throw money!
Patients, not profits
Pave the Bay
Peace
Peace is Disarming
Peace On Earth - Good Will Towards Women
Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse
Peace thru music
People Against Nude Chimps
People Is Wrong?
People, not profits
People say I have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Photographers do it in the dark
Picard and Riker '92
Piss Off The Liberals - Buy a Gun
Plants and animals disappear to make room for your fat ass
Plead the Fifth - or drink it
Please honk if you would like to see my finger
Please, God, Give Me One More Oil Boom And I Promise I Won't Piss It All Away
PMS - Putting up with Men's Sh**
Political Correctness Is Orwellian
Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason
Politicians do it to everyone
Politicians love gun control
POP ROCKS KILLED MIKEY
Poverty is Owning a Horse
Poverty Is Violence
Poverty Sucks
Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
Practice random production and senseless acts of consumption
Practice safe eating - use condiments
Pray for me. My husband collects trains.
Pray for O.J.
Pray for Snow
Pray for Surf
Pray or become Prey
PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE MESSIAH
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music
Pride is what we have...Vanity is what others have
Pro-Child Pro-Choice Pro-Family
Pro-Choice! A nice way to say murder.
Pro Choice And Proud Of It
Pro-Choice. Keep Abortion Safe & Legal
Pro-Choice. Pro-Child. Every Child A Wanted Child
Pro-Choice? That's A Lie! Babies Don't Choose To Die
Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
Professors do it by degrees
Promote Morality
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
Prosecutors will be violated
Protect Our Environment
Protect your family from the Christian Coalition
PROTECT YOURSELF - PACK A HANDGUN
PROUD MEMBER: VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY
Proud to be Union
Provide A Home - Not a Litter
Psychedelicize Suburbia
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something!
PUSH, PASS OR GET OFF MY ASS!
Put brain in gear before engaging mouth
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell
Question Assumptions
Question Authority
Question Internal Combustion
Question Reality
Quit Sniveling
Quit Whining And Start Living Your Life
Quitcherbitchin
Racists eat poo!
Radical Capitalist
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down
Random Breast Testing Unit
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Reach out and touch someone`s
Reagan -- the great communicator, Clinton -- the great fabricator
Reaganomins is Trojan Horses**t
Real doctors don't kill babies
Real men don't set for stun
Real Men Don't Use Violence
Real men love Jesus
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
Real women drive trucks
Real women ride motorcycles
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
Reality is for people who lack imagination
Reality Is Good
Reality is Subjective
Reality is when it happens to you
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Recession - Made in Japan
Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Restore
Rehab is for quitters
Relax God's In Charge
Religion Stops a Thinking Mind
Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours
Religious Freedom Means Any Religion
Religious Groups: Stay Out of Politics or Be Taxed
Remember Waco
Rental car: the only true all-terrain vehicle
Reproductive Rights For All Women
Rescue The Rainforests
Research causes cancer in rats
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does
Rich Bitch
Road kill -- the other white meat
Robin Hood was a terrorist
Robin Hood Was Right
Role/Hemp
Root Boy Slim Still Owes Me Money
Rugby players do it in packs
Rugby players do it with odd-shaped balls
Rugby players eat their dead
RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR YOUNG
Rush is Reich
Rush is right!
Rush Is Righteous!
Rush Is Wrong!
Russian Castration by I. Kutchanutzov
Sailors get blown offshore
Same roads, same rights, same rules
Same sh** different day
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Save a Logger. Eat a Spotted Owl
Save a mouse...Eat a Pu***
Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver
Save America - Impeach Clinton
Save America - Impeach Hillary
Save America - Vote Republican
SAVE AMERICAN JOBS
Save California: when you leave take someone with you
Save Endangered Species
Save Our Salmon
Save Social Security--Vote Democrat
Save the baby humans
Save the Bay
Save The Humans
Save the Males
Save the manatee
Save The Planet? Heck, Just Save Me A Cowboy
Save The Planet - Kill Yourself
Save The Rainforest
Save the Vampire -- Protect an endangering species
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Saw it� Wanted it� Had a fit� Got it!
Say it with flowers - hit her with a bouquet
Say NO to deceptive alien entities
Say NO to Drugs and YES to JESUS
Say No to Gun Control - Give Piece A Chance
Scixelsyd Etinu
Screw Guilt
SCREW THE NAYSAYERS!
Scuba divers Do It Under Water
See how you can be?
See one nuclear war and you've seen them all
See the atomic blonde blasted into maternity by a guided muscle
See What Happens When 64% of the Population Doesn't Vote?
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
Self Righteousness. The Unforgivable Sin
Send Clinton to Mexico, not my job!
Sex and Gore, out in four
Sex appeal - please give generously
Sex Education *IS* Birth Control
Sex instructor - first lesson free!
Sex is a misdemeanor. . . The more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, chances are, you won't either
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
Sex kills - die happy
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Sexism Is A Social Disease
Share and enjoy
Share the road with a runner
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower
Shhhhh! This sticker is really Odo
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
Sh** Happens
Shoot Pushers; Not Dope!
Shush Rush
Shut up and drive!
Silt Happens
Since things get better with age I am approaching magnificent
Single and Conservative: Looking for Mr. Right
Single Payer Health Care
Single With Children
Skateboarding is NOT a crime
Ski Naked
Slaves "R" Us - The New World Order
Slick Willie World Tour 1969 Back in the U.S.S.R
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
Smile! Your mom was pro-life
Smoke dope, dodge the draft, cheat on your wife, become President
Smokey says strip mining prevents forest fires
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa
So many idiots, so few comets
So many idols - One True God
So many lawyers, so few bullets
So many pedestrians, so little time
So many recipes, so few cats
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
Soccer Players do it in the dirt
Socialism Is Hell
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
Someone I love was killed by a drunk driver
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
Sometimes You Must Believe Before You Can See
Sorry, I don't date outside my species
Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes
Spoons are for Stirring Coffee
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken
Stable relationships are for horses
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
Stamp out Flamenco
Start a new movement - eat prunes
Start Seeing Bicycles
Starve the Mosquitoes, give blood to your local Red Cross Chapter
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Stop Continental Drift
Stop crime. Shoot back
Stop Global Whining
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Stop Hate Crimes Honor Diversity
Stop honking - I'm trying to reload!
Stop Nuclear Testing Now
Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS
Stop Racist Attacks
Stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them
Stop the Violence -- or I'll Kill You
Stop the Violins
Stop The War Against Women
Stop The War On The West
Straight but not narrow
Strip Mining prevents Forest Fires
Strive To Be Unique - Find Yourself Alone
Stupid People Shouldn't Breed
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Support Family Planning
Support Mental Health, or I'll Kill You!
Support Organic Farmers
Support Our Troops
Support Search and Rescue - Get Lost
Support wild life - have an orgy
Support women's lib - make him sleep on the wet spot
Support Your Local Economy, Sustainable Economic Power
Support Your Local Extra-Terrestrial
Support Your Local Feminist
Support your local hooker - Play Rugby
Support Your Local Planet
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE--BREAK A CAMCORDER
Support your right to arm bears
Surf Colorado
Surf or Die
Take A Bite Out of Crime: Shoot the Bastard
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Teach Ayn Rand
Teach Peace
Teach Respect For The Earth And All Living Creatures
Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
Television Is Drugs
Television Ruined My Life
Tell me to stuff it - I'm a taxidermist.
Telling an Old Person He's Useless Is Abortion on the Other End
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn of Borg
Tennis players have fuzzy balls
Termites were Noah's downfall
Thank God I am an Atheist
Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for
Thank you for pot smoking
Thanks Mom, I GOT BORN
The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts
The Arts Are Not A Luxury
The beatings will continue until morale improves
The Best Man For The Job Is A Woman
The best thing you can spend on your children is time
The best way to a man's heart is through his fly
The Big Bang Theory: God said it and bang it happened
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong
The difference between Genius and Stupidity is Genius has its limits
The Earth Can No Longer Afford The Rich
The Earth Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Earth
The first boat people were white
The Family That Prays Together Stays Together
The Freemen, Shouldn't Be
The future begins tomorrow
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot
The Ho Chi Minh Trail led to the White House
The Hole In The Ozone Is Directly Related To The Hole In Your Head
The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away
The Lord knoweth where you live
The Moral Majority is Neither
The more I learn about men, the more I like my dog
The more people I meet the more I like my cat
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live
The More You Know The Less You Need
The most radical thing we can do is introduce people to one another
The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance
The older I get, the better I was
The Only Mad Cow in America is Oprah
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The purpose of life is to grow into our own perfection
The Right Is Wrong
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
The road to ruin is always kept in good repair
The second most thrilling thing - flying. The first - landing
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
The Ten Commandments! Not The Ten Suggestions
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected
The Truly Educated Never Graduate
The truly religious man does not embrace any religion
The Truth Is Out There
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off
The war on poverty is over. Poverty won
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful
The Welsh are Irishmen who learned to swim
The world is coming to an end. Please take the next exit.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Thelma And Louise Live
There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know. ---
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
There are no atheists in foxholes
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full
There is no gravity: the earth just sucks
There is no way to happiness, happiness IS the way
There is nothing so overrated as a bad f***, and nothing so underrated as a good Sh**
There is one in every crowd, and they always find me
There is only one difference between a madman and me: I am not mad
THERE ISN'T MUCH TO SEE IN A SMALL TOWN, BUT YOU SURE DO HEAR A LOT
There's a job for you in today's army. . . . . . Mine!
There's a lot to be said for brevity
There's No Government Like No Government
There's nothing worse than a know it all, especially to those of us who do
There's one in every crowd and they always find me
There's too much blood in my alcohol system
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
These pipes are clean!
They call girls birds because of the worms they pick up
They're not hot flashes; they're power surges!
Think Globally - Act Locally
Think Good Thoughts
Think Snow
Think while it's still legal!
This cab is cheaper than a DUI
This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson
This government is magic - watch it disappear at the next election
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you
This is my way. What is your way? There is no the way
This is not an abandoned vehicle
This isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way
This Too Shall Pass
This traffic jam brought to you by 20 years of Republican leadership
This vehicle does not turn left on red
This Vehicle Insured by Smith & Wesson
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Those aren't two pillows!
Those Who Abandon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
Those who wait to seek God at the 11th hour die at 10:30
THOU SHALT NOT WHINE!
Three Stages of Sex: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly
Three Things Keep Us Free - Gods, Guns & Rush
Time flies like knives, fruit flies like bananas
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Tired of the same old sh**? Make way for a new load of crap
To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing
To hell with the dog Beware of the owner
To pigeons all people are equal
To Thine Own Self Be True
Today is the first day of the rest of this mess
Tom Jones does it on the green green grass of home
Tomorrow is another day, but it'll suck too
Tomorrow is canceled due to lack of interest
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns
Too soon old, too late smart
Tool-using Ape On Board
Torturing One Animal Is Cruelty, Torturing Many Animals Is Science?
Tow-ers will be violated
Toxic Pollution Makes Us All Endangered Species
Trade Unionists Weren't Born Democat, Republican or YESTERDAY
Triumph of style over substance
Try Jesus
Turn off TV Turn on life
Turn signal broken, watch for finger
Tweak the religious right
24 hours in a day - 24 beers in a case - Coincidence?
Twinkie Power
Two fives beats a ten any day!
Two kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't
Two of the Most Abundant Elements on Earth: Hydrogen and Stupidity
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
Two terms for Clinton, one in the White House, one in jail
U.S. Out Of My Uterus
Uff Da
UFO's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist
Ugly Strikes One Out of Three
Under Republicans, Man Exploited Man. Under Democrats, It�s Just The Opposite
Underachiever And Proud Of It
Underwater Construction Team - the deeper we go, the better it feels
Unilateral withdrawal is the answer to the population problem
Union Yes
Unite Against Racism
Universal Hellthcare
University State College
Unless you are the lead dog, your view does not change
Unless you�re a hemorrhoid stay off my ass!
Unspoken Traditional Family Values� Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest�Break The Tradition!
Unuther Brilyunt Mind Distroyed Bi Thuh Publik Educashun Sistim
Up your nose with a rubber hose
Uppity Women Unite
Urban Assault Vehicle
US Army: Mess With The Best...Die Like The Rest
Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco
Use Condom Sense
USSA - United Socialist States of America
USSR - United States Socialist Republic
Vacuuming Sucks
Vasectomy means not having to say you are sorry
Vegetarianism: For your health, animals, and the environment
Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over
Vegetarians Taste Better
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Vietnam? We Were Winning When I Left
Vietnam Vets aren't Fonda Jane
VIRGINITY CAUSES CANCER - GET YOUR VACCINATION HERE
Visit Viagra Falls
Visualize Impeachment
Visualize No Liberals
Visualize orgasms
Visualize unborn babies
Visualize Using Your Turn Signals
Visualize whirled peas
Visualize world peace
Viva Nashvegas! - eat more rhinestones
Vote Democrat - Best Government Money Can Buy
Vote Democrat. It's easier than thinking
Vote Democrat...it's easier than getting a job
Vote family values
Vote For Choice
Vote Republican - Operation Restore Sanity
Wage Peace
Walk In Balance
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Want Welfare? Go To Canada
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
War Is The Real Enemy
Warning UFO's Disguised as Helicopters are circling the earth!
Warning! Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
Warning: I drive like you do!
Watch my rear end - not hers!
Watch witch on duty!
Water skiers do it in rubber suits
We All Live Downstream
We All Live Downwind
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
We are NOT disposable - please love me for my whole life
We are not tourists
We are upping our standards...so up yours
We are what we eat - I'm cheap, fast, and easy
We had plenty of water till all you a**holes moved here
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart"?
We vote for pro-firearm political parties
We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe & Legal
We, The Sheeple Better Wake Up
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home
Welcome to New York, Putz
Welfare Abuse=Taxpayer Abuse
We'll mate again
Well, DUH!
We're staying together for the sake of the cats
We're staying together for the sake of the dog
Wesley On Board!
We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
What a friend we have in cheeses
What Do You Call A Lesbian Eskimo?..A Klondyke!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
What if schools got all the money they need and the Air Force had to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What is a "free" gift. Aren't all gifts free?
What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand?
What wisdom can you find greater than kindness
What Would Jesus Do?
What you think about expands, so be careful what you think about
Whatever
When all else fails, lower your standards
When all else fails Manipulate the data
When all else fails, read the instructions!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
When I get old, I'll move up north, drive slow and hold up traffic
When I grow up, I want to be a Cadillac
When I think the world is moving too fast, I go to the post office
When in Doubt Whip it Out!
When is the sh** going to stop happening?
When 911 won't work, a .357 will!
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty
When the student is ready the teacher will appear
When you are on purpose the universe will conspire to help you
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS
When you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade he is no longer your friend
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger
When you're over the hill you pick up speed
Where Are We Going - And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Where does it go? It doesn't matter. Flush it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
Where there's a witch, there�s a way
Where was I when I needed me most?
Where's the messiah when we need her
Wherever you go There you are
WhiteWATER WhiteHOUSE WhiteWASH
WHITEWATER's not over.....'til the FIRST LADY sings
Who cares who's on board?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Who needs Santa I've got Grandma
Who Owns You?
Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists
Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive
Why be difficult - Be impossible
Why Be Normal
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
Why can't I be rich AND good looking?
Why Do Progressives Hate Progress?
Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Wicked Good English Student
Wife and Dog missing: Reward for Dog
Wild Women Don't Get The Blues
Will Be President For Food
Will Rogers never met a lawyer
Will Rogers never met Hillary!
Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.
Will Work For Ammo
Will work for food Will beg for sex
Will Work for Sex
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Wisconsin: Smell our dairy air!
Witches are crafty people
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Wok your dog
Women are great leaders - you're following one
Women are like cars - men should have a chance once in a while
Women libbers should be put behind bras
Women Like Simple Things In Life...Men!
Women may come, and women may go, but you can always rely on your truck
Women should be obscene and not heard
Women Unite Take Back The Night
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
Women's bodies belong to themselves - I agree, but isn't it nice to share?
Work fascinates me...I could sit and watch it for hours
Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
WORK is the curse of the DRINKING CLASS
Worry, God knows all about you
Would the last person leaving Miami please bring the American flag!
Would you drive any better if that car phone was stuck up your ass?
Wouldn't you rather be riding a mule on Molokai?
Writing to Washington won't help; he's dead!
Yada yada yada
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonofabitch in the valley
Yes, you can have my gun - bullets first
Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a dream, today is a bitch
Yet still it moves
You are Welcome. Your Gun Is Not
You betcha dupa I'm Polish!
You Can Have My Handgun When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers
You Can Have My Handgun When You Pry It From My Kid�s Cold, Dead Fingers
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put a skirt on a truck driver
You can lead a horse's ass to wisdom but you can�t make him think
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
You can preserve anything in alcohol - except dignity
You can take my cigarette from me when you pry it from my cold dead yellow fingers
You Can't Fix Stupid
You Can't Hug With Nuclear Arms
You Cannot Simultaneously Prevent And Prepare For War
You FEEL my Pain? YOU ARE MY PAIN!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you
You live in America now: speak Spanish!
You Lost. Get Over It!
You toucha my car, I breaka you face
Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places
Your a**hole's in Washington
Your College Sucks
Your foot. Your mouth. A marriage made in Heaven
Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!
Your lucky color has faded
Your mind is like a Welsh railway -- one track and dirty
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
You're born, you grow up, you become like your parents and then you die
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
You're 1 in a million; there's 7 1/2 of you in New York
You're only young once. You're immature forever
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
yuck fou
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